Explanation: My tall husband was putting lotion our very own Marster (aka Kari-Mari) while she stood on the bathroom counter. She, of course, managed to schmear up the mirror with her share of the lotion (top blurry part). Aforementioned husband would’ve cleaned it up (and avoided wrath of wife) except that the toddler bent over and in doing so put a lotioned-butt print on the mirror (blurry part near bottom–pun intended!). Husband deemed it too hilarious to clean and needed to show wife. Now we generously share with you!
